Disclaimer: I lied when I said this "MIGHT" be a NSFW blog... uhhhhm... about that...

Name is not Maria (but it's close). This blog started out as Hetalia (lolololyeahnotanymore). Multifandom.

lots of butts.

I suck at tags. Plz tell me if you need things tagged.




i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck


I couldn’t resist this super cute anons request. KEEP SENDING ME THESE YOU GUYS I LOVE DOING THEM!!!



These wonderful photos of Washington were submitted via email by Anna-Kae. Thank you, Anna! :)

I’ve been to FT. Warden but not the lighthouse, Snoqualmie, the Bremerton-Seattle Ferry, and that spot at the park! Sweet sauce.  

me: i want to draw

me: *starts drawing* i don't want to do this anymore